Don't Get Sick Again: “Cabin Fever” an inferior scene-for-scene do-over
Cabin Fever (2016)
99 min., not rated (but equivalent to an R).
Dooming five college kids in the woods with a flesh-eating virus, 2003’s gnarly, proudly blood-drenched and delightfully oddball “Cabin Fever” put director Eli Roth on the map. That film only came out thirteen years ago, which evidently means it’s time for someone to remake it, even after two non-theatrical sequels tried to capitalize on the first film with little success. Surprisingly, Roth gave his blessing and even executive produced, but did we really need a do-over that was already a homage to the backwoods splatter pics of the ‘70s and ‘80s? It’s something of a curiosity piece, primarily to see how close this one clings to the original and how different actors approach the material, but whether it’s worth the while of anyone who already got a kick out of Roth’s vision is another matter. Despite a few slight variations from Roth and Randy Pearlstein’s 2003 script, director Travis Zariwny (credited as Travis Z) hits all the same plot beats, scene for scene, like some road-company version. It’s still nasty, all right, but 2016’s “Cabin Fever” has to be one of the most unnecessary remakes to come down the pike in a while. At least Gus Van Sant’s “Psycho” (1998) felt like an ambitious experiment rather than a straight-up Xerox copy.